Kool-Aid Man jokes

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"