Kool-Aid Man jokes
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
