Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
