Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Mountain Dew was a real mountain.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.