Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"