Mama jokes
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"