Mama jokes
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.