Mama

Mama jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Jo Mama

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Pond

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Joe mama

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Page

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Scream

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Yo mama

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Bloody Mary

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Nowhere

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Space

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Mirror

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"