Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.