Mama jokes
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.