Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Your mama's so fat that she canβt even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.