Mama

Mama jokes

Meth

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Fat

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Father

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

Joe mama

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

School

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Chimpanzee

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Couch

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Train

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Sally

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.