Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.