Mama Jokes

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What is a cow on two legs?

YO MAMA

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who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth

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Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her and he says what’s that mama she says that’s just and old bear he says he’s a mean bear she says why’s that he says he’s got blood in on eye and shit in the other

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

...YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.

What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."

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Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.