Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

The earth used to be flat.

Till they buried yo mama.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.