Mama jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!