Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Y mama so fat,Dora can't explore her
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
What is a cow on two legs?
YO MAMA
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
