Mama jokes
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!