Mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.