Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.