Mama jokes
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.