Make Jokes

What makes suicide illegal?

Getting caught.

Why can't disabled people make jokes.

Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.

Hi, Welcome to Dave's Orphanage you make them we take them how may I help you?

I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!

A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia

What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more

People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes.. bro it's not that deep

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

To everyone saying "don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying". Do you think we have it easy?? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.