If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An Orphan
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
911 help hello never mind forget it your so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
What did the horses say to the donkeys Jackasses please like
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!! <3
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!
Yo mama so ugly when Santa seen her he said ho ho hole shit
if your pan all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry and you burst out and then say your pansexuial
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn't make it up the stairs
Why is it ok to make fun of orphans Because they cant tell their parents
How do you make a blond snowman, you cant, you half to hollow out the head
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
How do you make antifreeze You steal her blanket
Yo look they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine yay yay don't drink too much of it you might turn into a wine rabbit.
what goes up but never past the digits 15? A Make A Wish Kid....
