Make jokes
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”