Make jokes
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.