Make jokes
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.
(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...