Make a jokes
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards? Igloos it.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
How do you make a cat go "woof"?
... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What makes a joke a dad joke? I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
How do you make a baby cry? You run over it with a lawn mower.
How do you make a baby cry? You punch it in the face.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.