Magic jokes
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
I like unicorns.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"