What goes cackle cackle *bonk*?
A witch laughing it's head off.
What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a holocaust victim? Harry made it out of the chamber.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
My uncle is an alchemist
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse
Genie: What are your 3 wishes? Me: Make every word 4 letters long. Geni: Wish Gran. Meee: Make every word star with "br". Brni: Brsh Bran. Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh" Bruh: Bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh
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Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Orphan:I wish to be like batman
Genie:Your wish is granted Orphan goes home his parents are dead
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
I'm the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke... Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands..
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk
Story’s like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
I was, Gandalf the Grey. But now, after just three washes...
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
