Magic Jokes

Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk

Story’s like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

I was, Gandalf the Grey. But now, after just three washes...

Orphan finds genie

Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich

Genie: of course

Orphan:my second wish is to be famous

Genie:done

Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can't bring people back from the dead

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable ?

Hmm let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck maybe he will meet a super unicorn and helps him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

to all those who say this is a joke. It isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. it's a part of humor we can keep. like if you agree.

If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.

Idk my friend did it

What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini

I was given a invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney. Thats why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.

Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?

Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it

A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”