Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called feetus deletus
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A BUTT-TRICK
What do you call a wizard you uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
what a magic trick its soo bad
to bad chick
A dwarf walks into a bar.He ask for a shot of whiskey.The bartender gives him the 🥃 and it turn into a gallon of whiskey.The bartender sees this and takes it back and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
Roses are red violets are blue i thought voldemort was ugly but then i met you.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show? Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all
what does cinderella wear to the beach
glass slipers
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place "Now sashimi now you don't"
There was a news the other where a magician disappeared. He was like"at the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Des,and he disappeared without a trace.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods, They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go. Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more, ^-^ they filled my life with more Happiness, I believe in the Unicorns and they'll believe in me, I am not a Unicorn although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land but if I could be any creature I would be a Unicorn! :P
What does a huffle puff wolf say? “I will huffle and puffle and blow you house down”
That is retaliated to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️
What is a nut 🥜 that says what is your favourite name? A magic nut 🥜
Is your dad a magician Bc he magically disappeared
