Made jokes

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper.

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?

The cow never made it.

Why can't orphans have cookies?

They are home made.

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

Why did the retard cross the road?

He never made it!

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?

Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.

(I love oil!)

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!

Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!

The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.

The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?