Made jokes

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.

Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?

He made the cut.

I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.

Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.

✨ Depression and anxiety ✨

Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?

Because she made her dad mad.

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

How do Chinese people name their children?

They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!

Hahaha LOL Jajaj.

And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"

GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.

If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.

An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.