Made jokes
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"