i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.
What call a shoe made out of a banana
A slipper
I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Say Ihop ness: i made you eat your pees:🤦
What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?
why cant orphans have cookies? They are home made
Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
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Sans: why couldn't the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How did the guys with down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
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Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium? Because you are looking a little bit Ga Y
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is
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