Made jokes
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!