Made jokes

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Say "I hop in this:".

I made you eat your peas! 🤦

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper.

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Jesus was drinking when he made you.

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?

The cow never made it.