Made jokes
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Memes
Hm, free food
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!