Made jokes

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper.

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Say "I hop in this:".

I made you eat your peas! 🤦

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.

(I love oil!)

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

I bought a belt made of clocks.

It was a waist of time.

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

Why did the retard cross the road?

He never made it!