Made jokes

Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

So this is how I got divorced.

On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

What type of cake can orphans not have?

Homemade.

Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.

What was the worse purchase America ever made?

Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.

What did God say when he made Jake Paul?

"Oops, I made a mistake."

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.

One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.

That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!

Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.

When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

Why can't orphans have cookies?

They are home made.

Why did the retard cross the road?

He never made it!