Made jokes
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.