Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Made Jokes
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
