Made jokes
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
You just made a Mist-ake.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!