Made jokes
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
You just made a Mist-ake.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."