MA Jokes

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Recently my baby did this:

🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖

How did the digital clock show off to its mother?

Look, Ma, no hands!

Ma name is Bendover.

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.

"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

Do you know Joe?

Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.

Yo mama joke.

What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?

Ma-SCARE-a!

Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

My friend has ligma...

Lick ma balls!

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.

"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"