Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
MA Jokes
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. π
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Whatβs a witchβs favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "ζ³εδ»δΉ (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "ειΈ‘ε·΄ (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
Yo mama joke.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"