MA jokes

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

How did the digital clock show off to its mother?

Look, Ma, no hands!

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?

Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...

I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.

"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?

Ma-SCARE-a!

A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"

What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?

Mario.

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

Do you know Joe?

Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.

Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."

Yo mama joke.

"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"