MA jokes

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

How did the digital clock show off to its mother?

Look, Ma, no hands!

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?

Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...

I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.

"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?

Ma-SCARE-a!

A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"

What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?

Mario.

Má ég fara heim?

(In an infant-esque voice.)

Do you know Joe?

Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.

Yo mama joke.

Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."

"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"