Luck jokes
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Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
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I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
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Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."