The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.
The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.
The condom just sitting there laughing.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Guys say “I love gape horn” really loud and you will get good luck for 10 yesrs
I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky
You got a black cat. He was bad luck. Everyone left you and you comited suicide. What a CATastrophe.
Girls are like black jack
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14
Why are orphans lucky? Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell there parents.
he never has a bad day cuz he wakes up on both side of the bed
Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
Papyrus= well come to the underground. sans= how was your falls. Papyrus= g-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out. Sans= give me your balls!
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her? I really hit the mother lode with you.
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck, every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
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I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette, retired after one loss ever.
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life is karma... because I was born god gifted me with socially awkwardness, $#!t athletic skills, and stupidity
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’
