Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
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The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.
The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.
The condom just sitting there laughing.
Guys say “I love gape horn” really loud and you will get good luck for 10 yesrs
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky
Why are orphans so bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house looks like
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Papyrus= well come to the underground. sans= how was your falls. Papyrus= g-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out. Sans= give me your balls!
You got a black cat. He was bad luck. Everyone left you and you comited suicide. What a CATastrophe.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell there parents.
he never has a bad day cuz he wakes up on both side of the bed
Girls are like black jack
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, "there is a zebra crossing up the road", he said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am".
Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
You guys asked for a joke? Well you're in luck, cause you already are one!
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck, every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
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Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her? I really hit the mother lode with you.
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
