A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
Why did the titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!
Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.
You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.
Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"
You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?
Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Just to get things straight I'm NOT I REPEAT NOT RACIST but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: your skin is so black and ugly.( for the 5th time ) Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color! Bully: ew no I don't! Me: then why do you keep talking about it?
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
I love birthdays 🍰
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time of my day
Hi this is Stephanie is a fun night for you you too I love you you
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕
I love you, Hebrew John.
Why do orphans play tennis because that's the only thing they loved
I love my name
Stephanie is my name
I love sleep 🛏
