Love jokes
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
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I BEElieve you are eager to hear!š
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.š
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
One day, I love you.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Iām not into watching sunsets, but Iād love to see you go down.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."