Love jokes
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
I love my mom.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."