What do grapes đ love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What do grapes đ love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
My mom died when we couldnât remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to âbe positive,â but itâs hard without her.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
đ”Penaldo Thrillsđ”
Câmon câmon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
âTil I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.