My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet
I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally
I molested a child today and it felt quite lovely on my Penis 👍
I love Steven hawking jokes so much because that roll of the tongue so nicely.
The reason I love Steven hawking is because thay roll of the tongue so nicely
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess? A chess-nut.
Why do squirrels love dick? Because it produces nut.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
If anyone can see Alya KUHL plss tell me! I love and miss her...
Hey Stacey =, love!!
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why do orphans love chips ,Because there all family sized
what do you and orphans have in common?
nobody loves you
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common? No one loves them!
Why can't a orphan be in a relationship,,,,
They have no one to call daddy
why do orphans love dogs because dogs stay with them
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
