Love jokes
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Love you baby :^
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
I love my mom.