I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Love Jokes
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Love you baby :^
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
I love my mom.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
