I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Why was an orphan loving school? Because the people actually came back.
CoCoMeLOn mEmE,
no matter how fast i run, i canT esCaPE mY pRoBLeMs - - oULeH . . .
NoBoDy LOvEs mEh .v.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
why do people enjoy orphan jokes! lol.... I LOVE IT >: )
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook she literally posts everyday but this day was sort kind of a hard hit. so what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85 and i dont want to explain what milf means but she got a lot of DM ́s from a lot of old guys. BUT, This one exact guy names Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do a adult film. idk what that is i think its a adult movie of course so she says yes and flys out to San Diego And she never came back after yesterday. and to YOU Johnny Sins my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be a adult movie and not a Por...
why do orphans love violent video games like GTA? Their never had parents to protect them from it
Why can't a get a girlfriend? Because I'm an beta male simp
i think democracy is a scam i love men and i love you i love men an d i love you i love my dog he wontsleep iinside and i shitteed my pants i peed my pants i smell bad i took a shower and my dog was like oh my god i was like ohh i was like oh my god and then i was like i shitted again and he was like bark bark casue hes a dog thanks for listening
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but there family died
Apparently I'm not aloud home house fires, but the neighbours their house burnt lovely
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
My wife said why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely
Thank fully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up emily in the bottom of the ocean
My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet
I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally
I molested a child today and it felt quite lovely on my Penis 👍
I love Steven hawking jokes so much because that roll of the tongue so nicely.
The reason I love Steven hawking is because thay roll of the tongue so nicely
Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
