Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
I love my mom
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
