Love jokes

"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."

I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

No matter how much I love cake...

I would never dessert you.

My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.