Loss jokes
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.