My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Loss Jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
