Loss jokes
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.