Loss jokes
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.