Loss jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.