Loss jokes
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!