This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
I see you.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
