Loss jokes
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.