Loss jokes
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.