Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
My dad died lol.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.