Loss jokes
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
My name is what orphans can never have.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.