Loss jokes
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
My name is what orphans can never have.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.