Loss jokes
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
My name is what orphans can never have.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."