Loss jokes
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
My name is what orphans can never have.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.