Loss jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.