Loss jokes
Kms.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Hairline got repossessed.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Your mom.
Your dad!
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.