Loss jokes
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.
You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.
Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"
You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?
Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.