Loss jokes
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.