Loss jokes
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.