Loss jokes
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄