Loss jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Your mom.
Your dad!
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Hairline got repossessed.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Kms.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.