Loss jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.