Loss jokes
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!