Loss jokes
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.