Loss jokes
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.