Loss jokes
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.