Loss jokes
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.