Loss jokes
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.