Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."