Loss jokes
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"
Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"
The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"