Loss jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.