Loss jokes
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.