The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Loss Jokes
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
