Loss jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Memes
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.