Loss jokes
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.