Loss jokes
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Memes
The F in orphans stands for family...
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.