Loss jokes
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.