Loss jokes
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.