Loss jokes
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.