Loss jokes
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.