Loss jokes
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.