What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet
They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
