Loss jokes
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.