Loss jokes
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
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Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.