Loss jokes
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.