How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Loss Jokes
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
