Loss jokes
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.