Loss jokes
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".
If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.