Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.