Loss jokes
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.