Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Loss Jokes
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.
You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.
Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"
You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?
Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.