Looking at Jokes

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

I would roast you but the mirrors do when you look at them

Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.

How to respond if someone starts look at the photos on your phone. Step 1: jab your thumbs into their eye sockets

If I’m ugly why u always look at me when I come in the door?

Billy: *spits out food*

Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.

Dad: *looks at mom*

Mom: Shut up

If you get you get it

My wife is like a mirror

I can never look at it

So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."

are you a camera? because every time I look at you I smile

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?

A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )

Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.

Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, and you thought you were looking at the grand canyon.

yo mama so ugly Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjustu

I was studying in Turin and my professor told me I had to use PENS only. I looked in my bag for pens and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you Penaldo!

This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself" He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

When the school shooter breaks into the classroom and you look at your friend cause it’s the kid you predicted

Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"