A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
openheimer
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Why make a joke when i wake up and look at myelf?
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice
As a little boy I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
a man was walking with a young boy in the woods. the boy looks at the man and says "mister, its too dark and im getting scared." the man replies with, "how do u think i feel? i have to come back alone."
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape and he looks at you like 😋
I got an xbox achievement the other day. It said trash master, and everyone looked at me at the funeral
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: we don't want him
Orphan: And I took that, Personally-
A man walks into a diner one day, walks up to the counter, and proceeds to order a bowl a chili.
The waitress says that the man sitting next to him just ordered the last bowl they had. That man was just sitting there, not eating the chili.
After watching him not eating for a while, the first man asks him, "Are you going to eat that?"
The second man replies, "No, you can have it if you want."
So the first man takes the bowl and starts eating.
About halfway through the bowl, he's chewing when he feels a crunch. He looks down only to see half a dead rat sitting in the chili.
He immediately throws all of it up, back into the bowl.
The second man looks at him and says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got too."
When you look at the sun, its like looking at me
How do orphan see their family? By looking at the mirror
Wow gwen even said she loves Tj she just did prince look at it u are going to be crush it is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments look their!
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. 12.99 from Ikea.
Why was the turtle 🐢 looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
I saw a kid crying i asked him whats wrong,where are your parents. They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What did the cave man say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that Dino-sour!
