Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at it
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”
where are you right now? looking at a fake joke? you are a waste of time and space.
Friend texting fat boy:I know your on the groupchat I can see you looking at my texts . Me: I can only see fat
i was going to tell a joke about a mirror but it seems that im looking at one
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me, they weren't after I shot them though.
