Look jokes
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!