Look jokes
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.