Look jokes
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Memes
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩