Look jokes
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"