Look jokes
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Memes
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."