Look jokes
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Memes
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.