What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon
(meatcanyon is actually a yt that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to lol)
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released Frick Da Police, a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted Asian Jake Paul on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects
"Explain"
Sus 1: I don't vandalize
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy
Sus 3: I fucking RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol
Sus 4: I eat bricks
Police: I know who RiceGum: Who? Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct
why did my name start with a L because it is lips lol
This kid was going to sleep and h said night mum night dad and night gramma and bye grandpa next morning grandpa died and the next night he said night dad night mum night grandma and gramma died the next morning and the next night he said night mum bye dad and they heard the postman died bc he was the dad lol
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Why did the car drive over the cake? Cause it was in teirs!! Lol sorry this ainât funny
How do fish get to school ?
On a octobus
Lol
say hi to outer space. hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. hi how are you doing. Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
A delivery service called âRoss deliveriesâ was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol
Girl lol feel deek in moth on you
I see how it is yâall be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why yâall be buying toilet paper now I am just confused
Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
What does Monica and Bill Clinton have in common....They both did not inhale. lol
Your mom gay lol
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do tell their parents on you? Lol
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol. qui a inventĂ© le mĂštre et qui a inventĂ© le centimĂštre? (who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter ?) Answer: Adam Ă inventĂ© le mĂȘtre , parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans ...(Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in). Eve Ă inventĂ©e le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir- metre ( centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to fill it when going in...
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol"
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that you rude girl"
You: "Your mom gay lol"
