What's thick, long, hard and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
Lol I have a teeny black dick.
Fuck my dad has cancer lol
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You:Why? To get to the little b***h's house! Knock knock! You:Who's there? The chicken (this is more like a roast and a pun lol)
Q: Knock Knock ? Who’s there? A: boo A: boo who
LOL 😆
Oh sans, ur such a bone - head! Sorry if that joke was jaw - breaking! LOL
lol I switched out my friends leukemia medication for mercury (Like and comment if you get it)
lol I keep stealing my dad's medication money and the best part is he never remembers.
Boy: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: if you sing the abcs. Boy: abcdefghijklmnorstuvwxyz! Teacher: where’s the p? The boys answer: in my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
bro wait are cannibals real tho? anyway my joke is if u eat urself r u a cannibal? think about it lol haha
What kind of fish knows math? An anglerfish LOL
U geiy haha lol
My sister got mad when i rold her this joke about say this word 10 times and she got in trouble and it was a funny word that she did not even no what she was saying ahhahaha 😆 lol
what do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma
what do you call bald science teacher
HOBBS LOL XD :)
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. .... she likes to rock And roll lol
ME: hey joe updog
Joe:what
me:updog
Whats updog 0.0 *facepalms*
me: lol in the corner
i farted LOL
