New Lol Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?

You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.

Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.

Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)

Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).

Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...

My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"

Me: "Your mom gay lol."

My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."

You: "Your mom gay lol."

What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?

Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.

Lol, I have a teeny black dick.

Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!

Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!

Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.

Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.

Like and comment if you get it!

Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.

Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.

Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!

Teacher: Where’s the P?

Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)

Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?

Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?

Think about it, lol. Haha.

What kind of fish knows math?

An anglerfish LOL

U geiy haha lol.

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol