Logic Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Custody

A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.

Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"

Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."

Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."

Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.

Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"

The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"

Memes

Rob

Title

The image shows a two-panel meme. In the first panel, the text says, "Robin Hood: *robs me because I'm rich*" and then "Me: Hey since you robbed me, I'm poor now. Give me some money." The second panel shows two images of a man with a confused expression.

Realization

Wait a damn minute

A man looks thoughtfully at a treat on a stick. The text reads, "Nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order."

Chance

A light gray cat with a furrowed brow looks at a "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" style question. The question reads: "If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance that you will be correct?" The possible answers are: A: 25%, B: 0%, C: 50%, D: 25%.

Cheese

If you people find this confusing, nothing is because CHEESE IS CHEESE!!!

The image shows text saying "Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes. More holes = less cheese. More cheese = less cheese." Below the text is a picture of an alien with squinted eyes and a slight frown.

Gun

The meme shows a person, The Deep, in three panels. The first panel says "If guns don't kill people, people kill people." The second panel shows the same person with the text "Does that mean: toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast." The third panel shows the same person in black and white with the text "Deep thoughts with The Deep".

Grenade

A photo shows a grenade placed in a dog ball thrower. Text on the image reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Excuse

A three-part meme showing a double amputee climbing a snowy mountain with the text 'He has no legs, climbs everest. What's your excuse?'. At the bottom, a social media comment from a man named Xavier reads, 'His legs won't hurt, Mine will'.

Search history

A woman is sitting at her desk looking at a computer screen. On the screen is a picture of a black chicken. The text above the image says: "The only logical explanation for my wife's search history."

Bow

A person is holding a rifle modified into a bow which shoots swords. The text says "AN ASSAULT RIFLE BOW THAT FIRES SWORDS Your argument is invalid".

Woman

The image shows a Facebook conversation where a person says 'Technically he is thinking about other womans.' Another person replies 'womans'. Then a third person comments 'Womans because when you have multiple objects you add an S at the end'. Below that is an image of a video game with the words 'SPEECH 100+' and 'INTELLIGENCE LEVEL 1 +110'.

Overreaction

i dont even understand this but oh well

The image shows two Kermit the Frog puppets side by side. The one on the left looks normal, while the one on the right is wearing a dark hooded cloak. Above the Kermits are two lines of text. The first line says, "Me: 'I'm sure there's a logical explanation for this'". The second line says "Me to me: 'Overreact.'"

Grenade

A hand holds a blue plastic ball thrower with a grenade placed in the ball-holding part. The text above reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Human

The image is a four-panel comic featuring the trollface character. In the top left, the trollface is lifting weights with the text "A human can lift more than their weight". The top right panel shows the trollface sitting with the text "1) pick yourself up". In the bottom left panel, the trollface is flying over a city with the text "2) fly". The bottom right panel shows a dark night sky with a trollface in it.

Horse

The image is split into two parts. The upper part shows a man explaining something with a frantic expression, standing in front of a wall covered with papers connected with red threads. The text says, "Me explaining that a pregnant horse can run faster cause it has two horsepower". The bottom part shows a seal with a bored and unimpressed look. The text says, "My physics teacher."

Sonic

A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.

Job

Meme time

The image shows a 4-panel meme using a split-screen format of two men having a discussion, with text overlaid. First panel on the left a man says "I need a job." The right panel shows another man who says: "You don't have experience." The second left panel shows the same man saying: "But I need to work to get experience." The right panel again shows the other man who says: "Then work." In the third left panel the first man says: "That's why I'm here." The man in the right panel replies: "Experience". In the final two panels, the first man says "How am I gonna get experience without a work?" and the other man replies: "Work". At the very top, the text reads "life after college".

Mirror

But it's true (i made this meme)

The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a gray-faced character with a neutral expression says, "Hey, how are-". In the second panel, a white-faced character with a surprised expression responds, "Mirrors don't break, they multiply". The third panel shows the gray-faced character with the same neutral expression, and the fourth panel shows the same character looking annoyed.

Pregnancy

The image shows two drawings of people. On the left, there's a woman with orange hair in a ponytail, wearing a black top. On the right, there's a man with purple hair, glasses and an angry face with mouth open. The text on the image reads: "Only Females can get Pregnant" above the woman, and "SOURCE!?!" below the man.

Spoon

I have a spoon

The image shows a soldier in a helmet and gas mask holding a spoon up in the air. Text on the image reads: "I have a spoon. Your argument is invalid."

Community

Guys. I have some questions. Donald Duck. He dsoent wear pants right? Why, when he gets out of the shower, is there a towel around his waist?

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What would happen if Pinocchio said "I am going to lie now"?

now what would happen if pinnochio said "I am lying in this sentence" think about it

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