Logic jokes
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
The professor said, "I think this question raises a few problems."
The student replied, "That is not a question; that is an answer."
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
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