Living jokes

There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

What's red and white and lives in a blender?

A baby.

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

My life.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.