Living jokes

What's red and white and lives in a blender?

A baby.

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

My life.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.