Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
What red And white and lives in a blender
-a baby
Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!
my life
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. -- That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
