Little Jokes

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Teacher says okay class today were gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up Little Johnny how about you go first. Little jonny: " I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.

Little mickel was on a tree he feel down and hurt his knee he sat down and started to cry and from there he would never lie

Why did the egg hide? Because it was a little chicken

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You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.

"What are you doing all day?"

"Knot a lot."

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sibling" Santa Claus wrote him back and said "okay, send me your mother"

The brain named itself, and when the brain realised that it named itseld, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work

what did the big tree say to the little one? grow a pear!

Why does Tesco like migits every little helps

Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund? The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie".

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

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where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere. that joke was pretty dark but it got pretty light for a second

Ms Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that. Little Johnny: Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.