Adolf jokes

What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?

Adolf Fit-ler.

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”

Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!

Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?

Because he only had one.

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.

Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A: One got to finish a race.

What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

Adolf Hitler

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

Hitler was a nazi.

Hitler.

Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.

What did they call Hitler when he swam?

Adolfin.

Why does Adolf hate golf?

He ended up in the bunker.

Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.

A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?

Adolf Hit Her.

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.

"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.