Adolf jokes

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A: One got to finish a race.

A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.

Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.

"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.

What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?

Adolf Hit Her.

Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!

Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.

If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”

What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?

Adolf Fit-ler.

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

Why does Adolf hate golf?

He ended up in the bunker.

Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

Adolf Hitler

Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?

Because he only had one.