Adolf jokes
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
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Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
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Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
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Finally found unrestricted image generator.
Is this the face of Adolf Nigler?
I am changing my username to Adolf Nigler.
‘Twas my birthday yesterday! And you guys know whose birthday it is today? ADOLF HITLER! Everybody send a pic with your left arm waving high for the birthday boy.