Line jokes

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

My mom told me a joke about boxing.

I guess I missed the punch line.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?

Can I push your stool in for ya?

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.