What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Pick up lines
One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
are your hair line and forehead old friends because they go way back
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers. But there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them. Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that too. After a few hours, he gets the tux. That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it....
There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised... there was no punch-line
If your corona test shows to lines?
Is that than positive or negative?
charlenes hair line was so big that joe biden could not make it prime minister
A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide ? You can't do anything he's already on line
Q: Why are the 49's called the 49's? A: Cause they can't make it past the 50 yard line.
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
Jesus lives on a long time line, so he may seem slow to you.
why cant you make fun of a bunny's head? because they have a hare-line
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red Antarctica is in the south Get on your knees And open your mouth
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me
I snorted a line of coke off my 8 year old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining. Probably because she was already dead
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.
