Line jokes

Why did the orphan wait in line?

To see their parents next.

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

Three nuns are on their way up to heaven after having been involved in a terrible minibus crash on the Italian Alps that killed them and the driver (he went the other direction!).

As they're approaching the Pearly Gates to be interviewed by St. Peter, they are requested by an attendant to form a single line and wait. Sister Agnes is first, Sister Bernadette behind her and Sister Carmel on the end.

Finally, St. Peter approaches the nuns to determine their worthiness for entry to Heaven.

He says to the first nun: "Sister Agnes, have you ever seen the penis of a man?"

Sister Agnes bursts into tears and says: "Yes, St. Peter, I have, but please don't let this prevent me from entering the Kingdom of Heaven."

St. Peter says: "Never fear, my child. Say a thousand Hail Marys and then go over to that font of Holy Water and wash your eyes out, then you shall enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

Sister Carmel sees what's going on and taps Sister Bernadette on the shoulder, somewhat urgently.

"Pssst - hey Bernie"!, she says.

Sister Bernadette asks: "What is it?" A little annoyed.

Sister Carmel says: "Do you mind if we swap places"?

Sister Bernadette replies: "What for"?

Sister Carmel says: "Well, I wouldn't mind gargling before you stick your ass in there!"

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

My mom told me a joke about boxing.

I guess I missed the punch line.

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.

Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?

Can I push your stool in for ya?

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.