Line jokes

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.

But the punch line is too long.

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

After every line, say “I’m a man.”

I went to the club. (I’m a man)

I met a girl. (I’m a man)

I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)

We got some drinks. (I’m a man)

I took her home. (I’m a man)

We got in bed. (I’m a man)

She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.

All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.

A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.

He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.

He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.

Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.