Line jokes

Line (DYM 105)

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

What’s black and long?

The Chick-fil-A line.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.

But the punch line is too long.

After every line, say “I’m a man.”

I went to the club. (I’m a man)

I met a girl. (I’m a man)

I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)

We got some drinks. (I’m a man)

I took her home. (I’m a man)

We got in bed. (I’m a man)

She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.

All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.

A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.

He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.

He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.

Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.

What's long and black, the line to KFC.

I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.