Line jokes

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Line (DYM 105)

What’s black and long?

The Chick-fil-A line.

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.

But the punch line is too long.

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

After every line, say “I’m a man.”

I went to the club. (I’m a man)

I met a girl. (I’m a man)

I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)

We got some drinks. (I’m a man)

I took her home. (I’m a man)

We got in bed. (I’m a man)

She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.

All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.