Line jokes

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

What’s black and long?

The Chick-fil-A line.

Line (DYM 105)

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

After every line, say “I’m a man.”

I went to the club. (I’m a man)

I met a girl. (I’m a man)

I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)

We got some drinks. (I’m a man)

I took her home. (I’m a man)

We got in bed. (I’m a man)

She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.

All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.