Line jokes

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.

Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

What did the hairdresser say to the power line?

"Want a power cut?"

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*

A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.

Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."

What's long and black, the line to KFC.

I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.

A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.

What is long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."