Man's line is back-court violation !!!!
Your hair line is what caused the great depression.
When I saw your hare line I thought you worked at McDonald’s
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
you think your funny look at your hair line it looks like a McDonalds sample
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from, I answered “my cat has ocd”
what did the hair dresser say to the power line want a power cut
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
Bully: Ur Gay
Me: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN
Bully: * runs away and hears crash*
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
a guy cut me in the lunch line, after that a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
What is long and black. The line at popeys
Pickup line:are u the internet cause i feel a connection
What is an orphans hated movie line? E.T phone home
I took the trash to the recycling bin and two days later my mom told me asked me where’s your sister and I said in the recycling line to be turned into a bottle
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off. Customer: Okay? What's the catch. That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry. Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it's is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
