Chick-fil-A jokes

What’s black and long?

The Chick-fil-A line.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to Chick-fil-A.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.

Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.

Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.

Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.

Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!

If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.

What's long and black? The line at KFC.

You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.