Chick-fil-A jokes
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
Buy KFC or else.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.